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1.- If I were a fruit I'd be... a grape.
2.- If I were a color I'd be... um, all the colors that are variants of blue and green.
3.- If I were an animal I'd be... a kitty.
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... a washer. O.O
5.- If I were a book I'd be... The Zombie Survival Guide.
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be... a t-shirt.
7.- If I were a jewel I'd be... a pearl.
8.- If I were an object I'd be... a Domo plush.
9.- If I were a car I'd be... a Shelby GT.
10.- If I were an element I'd be... Water.
11.- If I were a tree I'd be... a willow tree.
12.- If I were a drink I'd be... a vanilla milkshake.
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be... cotton candy.
14.- If I were a person I'd be... me!
15.- If I were a planet I'd be... Pluto, hes all lonely and stuff.
16.- If I were an insect I'd be... an inch worm.
17.- If I were public transport I'd be... a bus.
18.- If I were a song I'd be... Repunzle by Emilie Autumn.
19.- If I were a movie I'd be... Resident Evil Degeneration.
20.- If I were a season I'd be... Fall.
21.- If I were a flower I'd be... a rose.
22.- If I were a job I'd be... an art teacher for kids.
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... Ren and Stimpy.
24.- If I were a place I'd be... Vermont.
25.- If I were a gift I'd be... tickets to a concert.
26.- If I were a memory I'd be... happy memories.
27.- If I were a city I'd be... Tokyo.
28.- If I were a sense I'd be... taste.
29.- If I were a game I'd be... Left 4 Dead.
30.- If I were a candy I'd be... Starburst or skittles.
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... twilight.
32.- If I were an invention I'd be... an iPod.
33.- If I were a body part I'd be... an eye.
34.- If I were a country I'd be... Japan.
35.- If I were a flavor I'd be... Lemon.
36.- If I were a sport I'd be... larping.
37.- If I were a smell I'd be... rag doll perfume.
38.- If I were a subject I'd be... video games.
39.- If I were a flag I'd be... a flag. O.e
40.- If I were a building I'd be... Higher Ground.
41.- If I were a month I'd be... April.
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be... Rag Doll.
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be... Gummy brains.
45.- If I were a toy I'd be... a living dead doll.
46.- If I were a textile I'd be... wool. O.o
47.- If I were a shape I'd be... a rectangle.
48.- If I were a answer I'd be... OMFG. 8D
49.- If I were a common liquor I'd be... Vodka.

I wonder how much I really like Naruto. Lets find out.

1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)?
Sauske Uchiha

2. What is your favorite pairing?
Sasuke & Sakura

3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Nope

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
Fuck no, too popular.
At Bakuretsu Con everyone was dressed as either Naruto characters or Death Note.

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
Nothing

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
Fuck no.

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
NaruHina

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
Was said already

9. Which team is your favourite?
None

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Nope

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
I don't fuckin know.

12. Your favourite akatsuki member?
I dunno.

13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?
Whats the difference?

14. have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)
Nope. I haven't watched it in a year.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Nope haven't read any

16. Do you beleive Naruto has ADD?
Who gives a shit.

17. Sub or dub?
I hate the dub of any anime.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Who cares?

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
Annoying as hell

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Annoying kid.

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Dot Dot Dot. No fuckin clue.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
I don't think about that.

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?
Creepy...He stalks Sakura

24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?
I dunno.

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
Don't read them and if I do they are usually pervy and wrong.

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
Fuck no.

27. Do you like lemons?
That has nothing to do with Naruto.

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
No

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Some yes. It is funny.

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Nah.

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Nope.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?"
Fuck no.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
Yes but I hate Naruto.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Fuck no.

35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?
No I am broke thanks to the thing called Bakuretsu Con.
Anime Conventions!

36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise?
Not really.

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
What?

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
Don't have any.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
I dunno.

40. Do you have a naruto OC?
Nope

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life?
Fuck no....take a look.
I hate Naruto!

So over the weekend I went to Bakuretsu Con and I was inspired.
I have a lot of new work that I am going to be posting up.
God I love anime conventions!
-Sage

Naruto
[x] You're stubborn.
[x] You like ramen.
[ ] Are foxes your favorite animal?
[ ] You're afraid of ghosts.
[ ] You're jealous of your best friend.
[x] Are you a hands-on kind of person?
[x] Do you have a crush on someone, who isn't interested in you?
[ ] You want people to respect you.
[x] You never give up.
[ ] Are you tan?
[ ] Were you born on the 10th of October?
Total: 5

Sasuke
[x] You don't care about other people or their opinions.
[ ] Are you left handed?
[ ] You prefer being alone.
[x] Are you cold, cruel or withdrawn?
[x] Are you talented?
[x] Have you had to work on your social skills?
[x] Do you practice your skills?
[x] Do you have a motive in you life that you live for?
[ ] Do you feel like you're cursed?
[ ] Were you born on the 23rd of July?
Total: 6

Sakura
[ ] You like the color pink.
[ ] Do you feel like something inside of you is ordering you?
[ ] You and your friends have a crush on the same person.
[x] You're smart.
[ ] You have a five-finger forehead.
[x] You usually repress your emotions.
[x] You insult people just to annoy them.
[ ] You're aiming for a medical career.
[ ] You grew long hair because of your crush.
[ ] Were you born on the 28th of March?
Total: 3

Kakashi
[x] You read romance novels.
[x] You like to spend time in the fields.
[x] Have you separated from some group?
[x] Is your personality hard to describe?
[x] Are you often late?
[x] Do you like to use something that covers your mouth?
[ ] Do you use the sayings: "A black cat crossed my path..." or "I fell into a sewer..."?
[ ] Is one of your eyes a different color from your other one?
[ ] You only have one hobby.
[ ] Were you born on the 15th of September?
Total: 6

Itachi
[x] You like red and black.
[ ] You wear purple nail polish.
[x] You paint your toenails.
[x] You've been the leader in a group.
[x] You're a lot more advanced than other in your age class.
[x] You're unforgiving at times.
[x] You judge people. (in real life...)
[x] You hang out with a certain crowd.
[x] You have a little brother.
[ ] You dress in overly long clothes.
Total: 8

Gaara:
[x] You like sand.
[x] You could care less.
[ ] You feel like no one loves you.
[ ] You're alone a lot of the time.
[ ] You've made some sort of a symbol of love on your skin.
[I wish] Your name means death in Japanese.
[ ] You have one reason to live.
[ ] Your life has had a significant turn.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] Is you birthday on the 19th of January?
Total: 2

Lee
[x] You believe in hard work.
[x] You're decisive.
[x] You have large eyes.
[x] You're a unique person.
[x] You've seriously decided to do something.
[x] You have a huge crush on someone.
[x] You have a person who you share a warm relationship with.
[ ] You have a black bowl-cut.
[ ] You've been in an accident where you were had little chance to survive.
[x] You like green.
Total: 8

Jiraiya
[ ] You write and sell romance novels.
[x] Are you a pervert?
[x] Do you like alcohol?
[ ] You're somewhat famous.
[ ] You have long/white hair.
[ ] Do you spy on people for some reason?
[x] You're specialized in some field.
[ ] You're over 20.
[x] You're in some way great.
[x] Do you have an ambiguous way of thinking?
Total: 5

Orochimaru
[x] Are you pale?
[x] Do you like snakes?
[x] Is one of your hobbies fencing?
[x] Are you strong?
[x] Are you sadistic, power-hungry and egoistic by nature?
[ ] Do you use people as pawns?
[x] Do you have a dream?
[Not Really] You don't feel empathy for other people.
[x] Do you lust for someone else's body?
[ ] Are you over 20?
Total: 7

Tsunade
[x] Do you like to play gambling games?
[ ] Do you like snails?
[ ] Do you have a pig/pigs at home?
[ ] Are you afraid of blood?
[ ] Do you have an object that you believe brings back luck?
[ ] You're in the medical field.
[x] You're dependent on something.
[ ] You're a blond.
[ ] Do you use rejuvenation creams?
[ ] Are you over 20?
Total: 2

Shikamaru
[x] Are you lazy?
[x] Are you intelligent?
[x] Is everything too troublesome for you?
[ ] You often play shogi.
[x] You like shadows.
[x] You pretend to sleep a lot.
[ ] Your IQ is over 200.
[most of the time] You wear a ponytail.
[x] You often use the saying "How troublesome" or something near it.
[ ] Is your birthday on the 23rd of September?
Total: 7

Shino
[ ] Do you like bugs?
[x] You prefer eating salad.
[x] You don't like tofu.
[ ] Your personality is quiet and mysterious.
[x] You hate food with strong aromas.
[ ] Do you collect bugs?
[ ] Is your favorite saying "Trump card"?
[x] Do you use sunglasses a lot?
[x] You don't tell much about yourself
[ ] Is your birthday on the 23rd of January?
Total: 5

Hinata
[x] Are you extremely shy?
[x] Are you a bit insecure about yourself?
[x] Are you trying to improve some of your skills?
[Most of the time] Do you feel like your family doesn't appreciate you?
[ ] Do you hate your cousin?
[x] Have you had a crush on someone for a long time now?
[x] Knowing someone has increased your self-confidence.
[x] You make some mistakes.
[ ] You have violet hair.
[x] You don't give up easily.
Total: 7

Iruka
[x] You have a scar on your face.
[x] You worry about other people.
[ ] Is your favorite word "believe"?
[x] Do you like dolphins?
[x] You and your friend have a similar past.
[x] You're kind by nature.
[ ] Is your hobby the hot springs?
[ ] Is you blood type B?
[x] Your favorite food is ramen.
[ ] Were you on on the 26th of May?
Total: 6

Neji
[x] Are you an exceptional student at school?
[x] Are you frighteningly good at something?
[ ] You're a genius.
[ ] Your personality is confident and some what stiff.
[x] You don't show your emotions.
[ ] You believe you cannot change destiny.
[a little] Someone has influenced your way of thinking.
[ ] You do things seriously.
[ ] Do you feel like you can see through people?
[ ] Do you come into terms with your cousins?
Total: 4

Kankurou
[ ] You have two siblings.
[x] You're tough by nature.
[ ] You afraid of your brother/sister.
[x] You like to fix things.
[ ] Your hobby is puppets.
[x] You like to paint your face.
[x] You hang out with a lot with your brother/sister.
[ ] You don't talk much.
[ ] You use purple make up.
[x] You have brown hair.
Total: 5

Basically I am a tie between Lee and Itachi.
Thats pretty cool.

Natural Hair Color:
[] Black = $100
[] Blonde = $50
[] Red = $75
[x] Brown = $15
[] Bald = $5
[] Other=$2

Total: $15

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $150
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $165

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

Total so far: $215

Age:
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $315

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[ ]Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born-$375

Total so far: $615

Drink?
[ ] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[x] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle

Total so far: $915

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $300
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$135

Total so far: $1,115

Car Color [or familes' car(s)]:
[x] White - $2,000
[x] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ]Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ]Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[x] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total score: $4,215

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ]12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7- $550

Total so far: $4,815

Favorite Colors (three):
[x] Green-$750
[x] Black - $600
[ ] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50

Total so far: $6,465

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ]No-add $1000
[x] on some- $750

Total so far: $7,165

how many people are you going to tag?
[ ] 100-150 = 250,000
[ ] 90 - 80 = $100,000
[ ] 70 -60 = $50,000
[ ] 50 - 40 = $10,000
[ ] 30 - 20 = $5,000
[ ] 20 - 10 = $1,000
[x] 10 - 1 = $500

See How Much You're Really Worth!

Total so far : $7,665

now add your number of pageviews

Total: $7,806

I'm not worth very much!